<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
		>
<channel>
	<title>Comments for Teddy</title>
	<atom:link href="http://comedyteddy.com/comments/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://comedyteddy.com</link>
	<description>Scottish comedian &#38; writer. Babbling.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:36:15 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Cats are bad for your health by Fi</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/02/06/cats-are-bad-for-your-health/#comment-1133</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Fi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1563#comment-1133</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[leave biscuits out in her bowl all the time, and don&#039;t shut any doors (cats are strange creatures and don&#039;t like their territory closed off! )   we have 2 cats and one used to do exactly what yours is doing.    The solution, cat biscuits, he wanted us to get up and feed him!    Leaving something out all the time that she can nibble on should make a difference and leaving the doors open means that she isn&#039;t restrained and means she has access to litter tray and food during those precious hours between 5 and 7 am.   Good luck x]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>leave biscuits out in her bowl all the time, and don&#8217;t shut any doors (cats are strange creatures and don&#8217;t like their territory closed off! )   we have 2 cats and one used to do exactly what yours is doing.    The solution, cat biscuits, he wanted us to get up and feed him!    Leaving something out all the time that she can nibble on should make a difference and leaving the doors open means that she isn&#8217;t restrained and means she has access to litter tray and food during those precious hours between 5 and 7 am.   Good luck x</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Writing or doing by The Heff</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/31/writing-or-doing/#comment-1124</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Heff]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1558#comment-1124</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ah ha! A namecheck at last!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah ha! A namecheck at last!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Painting by Super King (previously known as "The Heff"</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/17/painting/#comment-1067</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Super King (previously known as "The Heff"]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1524#comment-1067</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Teddy, this is getting confusing. I&#039;ve figured out which expletive f*** is and am 50% sure on what c*** is (since you&#039;re quoting Mr Gordon, your guess is as good as mine.

But what is ***** refering to? ***** as in: &quot;It goes on to have Mr Gordon offer his “tip” to Allan Miller (Edinburgh Evening News *****) on how he can become a “half-decent” performer.&quot;

Based on the content of Gordon&#039;s reply I can only assume it should read &quot;Edinburgh Evening News Twats&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Teddy, this is getting confusing. I&#8217;ve figured out which expletive f*** is and am 50% sure on what c*** is (since you&#8217;re quoting Mr Gordon, your guess is as good as mine.</p>
<p>But what is ***** refering to? ***** as in: &#8220;It goes on to have Mr Gordon offer his “tip” to Allan Miller (Edinburgh Evening News *****) on how he can become a “half-decent” performer.&#8221;</p>
<p>Based on the content of Gordon&#8217;s reply I can only assume it should read &#8220;Edinburgh Evening News Twats&#8221;.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Making a start by The Heff</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/16/making-a-start/#comment-1060</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Heff]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 23:58:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1521#comment-1060</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To all the under 16 year old children reading today&#039;s blog, there censored words were cock and shit. Or possibly cack and shot. But probably cock and shit.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To all the under 16 year old children reading today&#8217;s blog, there censored words were cock and shit. Or possibly cack and shot. But probably cock and shit.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Saltwater Crocodiles by Teddy</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/14/saltwater-crocodiles/#comment-1054</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Teddy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 12:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1514#comment-1054</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s that I think with this blog not being rated as an &#039;adult content&#039; one there might be the risk of ones with swearing in being &#039;swept&#039; and deleted? Or am I being paranoid?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s that I think with this blog not being rated as an &#8216;adult content&#8217; one there might be the risk of ones with swearing in being &#8216;swept&#8217; and deleted? Or am I being paranoid?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Saltwater Crocodiles by The Heff</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/14/saltwater-crocodiles/#comment-1053</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Heff]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 11:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1514#comment-1053</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Teddy,
Have you become some kind of puritan? Despite your cryptic levels of self moderation, my brain still figured out the bad words you meant. How DARE you make me think swear words in my own head? You are a ****, a **** and a twat.

Love and kisses the Heff]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Teddy,<br />
Have you become some kind of puritan? Despite your cryptic levels of self moderation, my brain still figured out the bad words you meant. How DARE you make me think swear words in my own head? You are a ****, a **** and a twat.</p>
<p>Love and kisses the Heff</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Structural Weakness by Teddy</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/08/structural-weakness/#comment-1050</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Teddy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1488#comment-1050</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dave, you must be like an iron man now? (In the sense of those antipodean contest type things...rather than that you&#039;ve built yourself a metal costume. Though that would also be good.)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dave, you must be like an iron man now? (In the sense of those antipodean contest type things&#8230;rather than that you&#8217;ve built yourself a metal costume. Though that would also be good.)</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Structural Weakness by Teddy</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/08/structural-weakness/#comment-1049</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Teddy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1488#comment-1049</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Heff, you mean like...have friends? It&#039;s an interesting idea, but I think having various people sitting hunched over laptops in one room is creepy. Best to keep it to two in the evenings when the missus and I are ignoring each other.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heff, you mean like&#8230;have friends? It&#8217;s an interesting idea, but I think having various people sitting hunched over laptops in one room is creepy. Best to keep it to two in the evenings when the missus and I are ignoring each other.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Saltwater Crocodiles by Teddy</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/14/saltwater-crocodiles/#comment-1048</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Teddy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1514#comment-1048</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[These are brilliant!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are brilliant!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>Comment on Saltwater Crocodiles by Bryan</title>
		<link>http://comedyteddy.com/2012/01/14/saltwater-crocodiles/#comment-1047</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bryan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://comedyteddy.com/?p=1514#comment-1047</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[http://thecuriousbrain.com/?p=27989
No Spoilers.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thecuriousbrain.com/?p=27989" rel="nofollow">http://thecuriousbrain.com/?p=27989</a><br />
No Spoilers.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>

